diumenge, 14 de desembre del 2014

SURGERY DIALOGUE

Doctor: Who's next?
Chelsea: Me! me! me!
Doctor: Okay, come in please
             Take a seat, please.
             What's the problem?
Chelsea: When I look at myself at the mirror I don't recognize myself anymore
Charlie: Please Doctor, tell her it's a lie to hide her deffects
Chelsea: Oh... Shut up! It's my body and my decision!
Doctor: Well... mmm... I guess you are 40, aren't you?
Chelsea: I'm not forty, I'm 36...
Doctor: mm...
Charlie: Docor, she doesn't look like a forty-year-old women
Doctor: It's just my opinion...
Chelsea: What would you fix to make me fell better?
Doctor: Well...
Chelsea: Money it isn't the problem
Doctor: I would do a nose job, your...
Charlie: Her nose is perfect!
Chelsea: Go on doctor! You would fix my chin, wouldn't you?
Doctor: mm... yeah, and also the wrinkles 
Charlie: It's too late darling, we must leave...
Chelsea: You are a kill joy Charlie!
Doctor: I will make a budget and I will send it to you, okay?
Charlie: No! no! no! She is perfect, she doesn't need anything!
Chelsea: Yes doctor, send it to my email plase..
Doctor: Perfect! See you soon...


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