SURGERY DIALOGUE

Doctor: Who's next?

Chelsea: Me! me! me!

Doctor: Okay, come in please

             Take a seat, please.

             What's the problem?

Chelsea: When I look at myself at the mirror I don't recognize myself anymore

Charlie: Please Doctor, tell her it's a lie to hide her deffects

Chelsea: Oh... Shut up! It's my body and my decision!

Doctor: Well... mmm... I guess you are 40, aren't you?

Chelsea: I'm not forty, I'm 36...

Doctor: mm...

Charlie: Docor, she doesn't look like a forty-year-old women

Doctor: It's just my opinion...

Chelsea: What would you fix to make me fell better?

Doctor: Well...

Chelsea: Money it isn't the problem

Doctor: I would do a nose job, your...

Charlie: Her nose is perfect!

Chelsea: Go on doctor! You would fix my chin, wouldn't you?

Doctor: mm... yeah, and also the wrinkles 

Charlie: It's too late darling, we must leave...

Chelsea: You are a kill joy Charlie!

Doctor: I will make a budget and I will send it to you, okay?

Charlie: No! no! no! She is perfect, she doesn't need anything!

Chelsea: Yes doctor, send it to my email plase..

Doctor: Perfect! See you soon...

STUDENTS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE WHETHER TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS AT SCHOOL OR NOT

Doing sport, people and in this case boys and girls, feel better, get relax, make friends and disconnect from the other subjects at least twice a week.

On the one hand we have children that they don’t like to do sport. They can have many reasons, for example, they are lack of coordination, they are introverted, they don’t like sports and other reasons. In these cases, their parents should introduce their children to sports.

On the other hand we have people that like sports and want to continue doing sport in school.

To sum up, I want to say that children may do sport in school, it’s healthy and funny. Sports can change our lives and in the major cases to better. 

13-year-old boy missing for four years rescued by police

SUMMARY:

Yesterday the police of Georgia town rescued a boy of thirteen years. This boy disappeared in 2010 and the police desisted to meet the boy. After four years, the police find him at her father’s house into a false wall.  The police searched into the house years before but they didn’t find the boy. Now they make five arrests including the boy’s father, who is the principal suspicious.

PERSONAL OPINION:

I am really affected about this new. This is the new that I really feel to do for this blog. I can’t understand how a father could arrest her son or anyone could arrest a little boy. I am really proud for the police that meet the boy.

WORDS LEARNT:

Kidnap

Proud

Welfare

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/11/30/13-year-old-boy-rescued-by-police-found-hidden-behind-false-wall/

Vermaelen out of action due to injury

SUMMARY:

Three months ago, Barça signed an excellent defender, Thomas Vermaelen from Arsenal. When the Belgian player arrived at Barcelona, the doctors of the club discovered an injury of the biceps of his left leg. After a month, Vermaelen played 63 minutes of a friendly match and became in injury another time. Then, the doctors said that Vermaelen would play his first official match on December. When he seemed to stay in good conditions but became in injury another time. To recover this football player Barça will need surgery and he wil go to Finland to operate his leg, the doctor Orava will make the operation. Vermaelen will become to football pitches on the next season if everything goes okay.

PERSONAL OPINION:

In my opinion Vermaelen is one of the best defenders of the world when he is in good conditions but I thing that it was a mistake to sign him for Barça.

WORDS LEARNT:

Hamstring 

Undergo

CAN T, AN EXTRAORDINARY CAFÉ

This report is about Can T, which I would recommend for the extraordinary service and the atmosphere of the other young people who go here.

This Café have a pool and a table soccer that are very popular in this moment in our country and also have a space to play darts. In Can Serrats usually have ambient music and once a month they have different bands that play very good music. The menu of this café costs about 10€ and it includes two dishes, deserts and café. They also serve sandwiches. The service is fast and efficient.

It’s open every day from 9am to 11pm, except on Mondays. In summer they open till pass midnight.

To sum up, I recommend this café because me and my friends pass a lot of evening there and we don’t have any complaints. 

WHAT SHOULD WE WEAR TO SCHOOL?

My school is relaxed about the clothes we can wear and other kind of accessories.  Since 2009 I am going in Castelló d’Empúries and the rules didn’t change.

All kinds of clothes are available to wear at school for example everything can wear dresses, short skirts, tracksuits, T-shirts, shirts… There are no rules about girl’s make-up, about strange hairstyle or jewellery. The only accessory that is not allowed to wear at our school is a cap or a hat.

If I could make the rules for a school I would be very strict about the clothes of girls or boys. For example they must wear clean and tidy clothes, and they must wear deodorant, I don’t like bad smells. They shouldn’t have strange colours of dying and Mohican is not allowed too. Normal jewellery would be allowed for boys and girls but not too big and not too much make-up for girls.

I usually wear jeans and T-shirt to school and a jacket in winter. I think my clothes are normal to wear at school and appropriate.

Phillip Hughes: Australian batsman dies, aged 25

SUMMARY:

Last 27 of November died an Australian man for a blow with a ball. Phillip Hughes, who was the batsman of the Australia national team, received a very heavy blow during a Test. The blow broke his cranium and produced him a cerebral hemorrhage. The doctors operated him emergency and they induced him to coma because he had a terrible pressure in the affected zone. After the operation he never became in life and the family decided to quit the machines that kept Phillip Hughes in life. All the world of cricket is very affected with this new. "It's an understatement to say we're completely devastated," said Cricket Australia boss James Sutherland. "The word tragedy gets used too often in sport, but this freak accident is a real life tragedy," said the Australia captain Michael Clarke.

PERSONAL OPINION:

Is really serious for the world of cricket and in my opinion, the federation of cricket must to investigate how this accident was produced and how they can solve it. They must to create a most hard helmet to avoid this types of news.

WORDS LEARNT:

Test

Blow

Freak

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/cricket/30219440

Rayo Vallecano: 'Beautiful gesture' from 'guardian angel' towards homeless

SUMMARY:

Last week, Carmen Martinez, an old woman of 85 years old had been evicted of her house because her son couldn't pay the rent after he had used her home as collateral on a loan he was then unable to repay. This is not the only woman or men who had been evicted of their houses.

About this situation, the players and the manager (Paco Jemez) of Rayo Vallecano, a poor team of Spain, decided to pay the rent of a new house for Carmen. Jemez made an interview and started a new campaign for the richest clubs in Spain to help people in the same situation than Carmen. 

PERSONAL OPINION:

In my opinion, Rayo is an example for all the different clubs around the world because if they could help Carmen renting house, (I would to say that Rayo didn’t buy players because of their low budget), all clubs with money resources, could help hundred people. 

WORDS LEARNT:

- Evicted

- Budget

- Homeowner

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/24/sport/football/football-rayo-vallecano-evictions/index.html?hpt=ieu_t2

SENZO MEYIWA

SUMMARY:

Senzo Meyiwa was the goalkeeper of the team of Orlando Pirates and the captain of South African national team.

Meyiwa was shot last Friday night when he was at his girlfriend’s house. They were with more friends and a thief entered in the house. The suspect murdered the captain.

The funeral took place at the Moses Mabhida Stadium in Meyiwa's hometown of Durban. In this funeral assisted tens of thousands of people and many of they were wearing T-shirts with a picture of Meyiwa, who was widely seen as an inspiring figure.

PERSONAL OPINION:

In my opinion it’s difficult to assimilate this kind of things. This notice shocked people around the world and I saw his funeral and it was emotive and very beautiful.

WORDS LEARNT:

Tens of thousands

Mourners

Coffin

LITTLE GALAXY WAS BORN OF TWO COLLIDING GALAXIES

A nearby dwarf galaxy was formed when two even smaller galaxies collided. The finding could tell us about the mysterious dark matter that fills the universe

SUMMARY:

A new galaxy has been formed from de collision of two little ones. This is the smallest galaxy that ever had been discovered. This new finding makes imagine that all universe was small once a time.

 PERSONAL OPINION:

In my opinion we would make more investigation on these themes because anyone knows nothing about our past and it’s really interesting too. With this discoveries we can imagine how our galaxy was formed or even if other galaxies are habitable.

WORDS LEARNT:

Nearby

In a merger

Deeper

IS HUMOUR NECESSARY?

Humour is the most important element in our lives. Humour helps us stay positive every day, however, can you imagine a life without humour or laughing?

We think that humour is necessary and it is also impossible to avoid laughing. First of all, it is necessary because it helps you when you are bad or in a bad mood, helps you forget problems besides, laughing is contagious!

Secondly, when someone is bored, listening to music or watching TV, this makes you remember something funny, you can't help laughing.

Last but not least , laughing is the best way to communicate with others without words.

To sum up, humour must be in our lives to enjoy them all out. A life without humour is not worth it.  

JOKES

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LOCKING BACK IN MY BLOG!

Yesterday, I have to finish my blog and I read my first free post or task. I was really surprised between my first writing and the last, there's a big difference. My exams and my blog are the activities that best shows my improvement of English. The best activities to improve are the practice of the first exam and videos. And the activity that it isn’t useful is vocabulary text.

Next year I will keep doing the same activities that we do this year.

STYLE

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27438907

One issue that is trending topic is the debate on the different game systems. This season Barça with Tata Martino and Bayern with Pep Guardiola were eliminated from the Champions with a style that they want to play the ball and two teams that reached the final were 'defensive' teams.

The same debate exists in the national teams. Spain offers a style of playing football that has won the last three tournaments but Brazil won the Confederations cup with a totally different game. What style will win? I personally prefer to play with the style of Barça or Spain.

football

The other day in the afternoon, I was tidying up my room and I found my first football trophy. I remember it like it was now.

In September 2002, when I was five, my parents told me I had signed up football in Sant Pere Pescador. The first day I started training when I got to the field, I saw very big but it was so long wanted to play football, nothing could scare me.

That season I played all the game in the defense position, but the last game I played as a striker and I scored a goal. When I scored I was glad and I went to hug my coach to thank you for letting me play one last game in that position. That year I had a great time!

DREAMS

I have two dreams:

The first one and the most important is to be a good player. Since I was I child I always dream to play in the best team in the world or be the best player in the world.

The second one is to make a concert for a one million people in a first class stage. Me and my friends have a band in our village and we want to make a really good actuation in the best stage of the world.

SUMMER

TRANSFERS

This summer is going to be very stressful. All the teams need transfers to finish their staff and now the market is very exciting. Barça has signed a young goalkeeper, Ter-Steger, and now wants Claudio Bravo, actually in Real Societat, Rakitic or Koke, and Marco Reus and Agüero.

Last year Barça made a bad season and this summer the team needs changes. In my opinion Barça needs a defensive player like Marquinhos or Thiago Silva from PSG. Fabregas wants to leave Barça and they will contract Rakitic but the most important problem is the goal, last year Messi wasn’t good and Barça needs another stricker. 

BAD NEWS

These days the national teams are doing the last matches before the World Cup. They need preparation for this event. Last two weeks there are minimum one match every day. For some teams play with other teams is a good idea because they need preparation but some other teams have very bad news.

Yesterday Ribery was injured in the training season and he can’t play the world cup, Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't play the tournament for an injury with Madrid, his team. And today Marco Reus has been injured in his knee and he also leaves the World Cup.

KISS ME I'M DESPERATE

KISS ME I'M DESPERATE

Many days ago I saw a video on Internet that one boy was in the street with a placard. There was a message on it: KISS ME I’M DESPERATE. In the first moment I didn’t expect the result of the video, this boy received more kisses than I could have in the rest of my life. Any type of girl and some boys went to Blake Grigsby and kiss him the cheek or some girls more extroverted in the lips!!! I recommended it it’s very funny and awesome!!

WE SHOULD ALL USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

In our times, public transport is efficient only and not always in big cities. It could be a good option to have good public transport in all our country.

First of all, in my village, l’Armentera, we only have buses twice a day so going by car is more practical here. In big cities there is one bus or a train or an underground every ten minutes and it is easier to use public transport than here.

Secondly, if tickets could have a lower price, more people would use public transport and the company would earn more money. For example five people on each bus of my village and they pay five Euros per ticket so they make 25 Euros. If the ticket costs one or two Euros, more people would use it and they would earn more money.

In conclusion, we need to improve and increase the service of public transport if we want everyone to use buses or trains.

MY WEEKEND

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

http://www.totalsportsinfo.com/football/UEFA-Champions-League-2013-14.php?gclid=CO7j563J9LwCFXGWtAoddHkAzg

This year, there's a big difference with the big teams and the normal. Only one suprise in this frist round. Olympiakos won 2-0 against Man. United. All the other results were prebisible. Barça ans Bayern won against english teams. Madrid won 1-6 in the field of Schalke 04.

Another results that are no surpises but I don't imagine are: Milan 0 At. Madrid 2, Bayer Leverkusen 0 PSG 4, Zenit " Borussia Dormund 4.

This year I can imagine a good final rounds in the Champions League. The best prepared teas, in my opinion are Madrid, Chelsea and Bayern.

A SURVIVOR'S STORY

On 8^th March, in 2010 I was studying in Castelló d’Empúries I was in 1^st ESO. It was at 9:00am and I was having maths with my class and suddenly it started to snow a lot. The next moment people were in the school yard. All the school was playing with snow, running, taking photos… At 10:00a.m. all the people of l’Armentera and I were in the bus. When we went to l’Armentera the bus passed to a small street, with the ice, the bus slipped and crashed with a wall. But we didn’t hurt with the accident. When we arrived to the village everything was white, a perfect white. The scene was beautiful, the snow were shining… Everything was new for me.  When I arrived home my family was there. But not everything was perfect. All the village didn’t have any light, any water… we didn’t have any electricity. We didn’t have school for three days. The first day didn’t stop to snow and when it was dark the scene was afraid. For people like me, life without electricity was very difficult, we need TV, have a shower, talk with Facebook… Another problem was the fields, with the snow all the harvest was zero. There was a negative year for the farmers and my grandfather was very angry with the snow.  

Man. City - News

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26311649

Manchester City, won his firts trophey with the new maager Manuel Pelegrini. Last summer, the president of Manchester City decided to remove Mancini, the last manager, and contract Pelegrini, with a new style of football. They signed very good players and now seems that they are playing like a team.

Today, they won the Capital One Cup against Sunderland. The match started with a goal of Borini, a Sunderland player. The raction of Manchester started in the second half with a goal of Toure Yaya. THe final result was 3-1.

Halilovic - News

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26399674

Halilovic is a sevententh player of Dinamo Zagreb. He was the youngest debutant of his league and the youngest goalscorer. He appeared in the his national team, Croatia with sixteen years. Halilovic is a offensive midfielder. Some people compare Halilovic with Messi, they say, the new Messi.

Now, Barça, signed this young promise of the international football. Next year, Halilovic will play in the Barça reserves and two years later will take part from the firts team.

GAP YEAR

A gap year is a period of time that people uses for their own things: learn anoter language, relax, work in another country or travel.
Usually this time for people is between high school and college. 

The gap year started in sixties and now is common in a student life.

In my future I won't spent one year travelling or relaxing. In two years I will finish batxillerat and if I can, next year I will study in Girona, something relationated with sport. And after this career I will work, if it's possible.

SCHOOL

Nowadays a big number of students don't want to study and I think that they don't study because they don't have the motivation to do that. I will give some tips that I think will make school more enjoyable.

First of all teachers have to motivate students to study and tell them the good things of studying and how it can help them in the future. For example teachers can tell students that study in not an obligation, it's good for them because they will learn useful things for their future and they pay attention to lessons they will be able to choose thier future.

Another thing that they can do is find another way to teach, a funnier way. For example in history teachers can make students work in groups or make some groups and they explain the lesson and they will learn while they do a funny and entertaining thing.
And last but not the least they can be more kinder with students especially that ones of first os ESO beacuse sometimes they can have a bad impression of the teacher which is completely different. And if the teacher is kind they will be happier and will pay more attention and participate more during the lesson.

To sum up I think that if lessons and studying are more enjoyable, students will have better marks and won't fail the same number as now. 

Curriculum

Dear Mr. Jones,

       I am writing in response to your advertisement for an assistant which appeared in The Time last week. I am interested in applying for this position.

I am 17 years old and I hope to pass a course of IT and I need 200 hours of practise. I want to earn some money because it's necessary for me. I am a good person, I have a lot of friends, I am friendly and sociable. I have been working on my parents restaurant since 8.

This positionj would help me gain valuable experience in computers, which is very useful for my course.

I am available from the begining of July to the end of August. I can come for an interview every day.

                                                                                                                              Yours sincerely, 
                   
                                                                                                                                         David.

A terrible misunderstanding

One day, I was walking around Liverpool and I saw two men who were looking at me. First of all I thought they disn't want anything about me and I tirned left in the street. When was in the middle of the passage, I looked back and I saw the same men looking at me. I started walking faster and I turned into a street, the two mencontinued walking in my direction. I started running and I left the two men. I breathed deeply. I crossed the square which was in front of me and when I was in the middle, the two men pushed me to the ground, they put the handcoffs to me. I started to complain but they didn't listen to me. I turned my face to see them and when they saw who I was, started to apologize. 

It had all been a terrible missunderstanding.

MUSIC IN OUR LIFE

I thought it was going to be an ordinary day, but I was wrong. I woke up and I didn’t remember where I was. I started to walk around the strange house and I quickly remembered I was at a new friend's house. I didn’t recognize it because we arrived late the night before and everything was dark. Some light of the day was coming through the window and I saw my friends sleeping. I waited in the kitchen, my friends started waking up lazily. We felt tired and we had no plans. When all the seven friends finished breakfast, the doorbell rang.  We didn’t expect anyone. All the boys who were in the house went to the door and I opened it. A man started talking and with his words, a smile started to draw on our faces. He gave us all the machines to record our cd. We didn't waste any time and we started to record with the new objects.

It was a good experience, but it wasn’t the same for our parents who had paid all the things.

ORPHAN BLACK

This monday, our english teacher puts a chapter of Orphan black. At the beginning I didn't like this strange serie.

This chapter starts with a girl who is sleeping inside a train. When she go out of the train, she see another girl who is leaving his things in the train station and when another trains comes, she jump into the rail train. The girl catches the bag of the dead one. Sarah looks de fotos of that girl and she discovers that they seemed twins. For time, she would life her live. She go to bank and catches all her money, but there's not all great. She need to go work but she have no idea. 

The first episode is very exciting and if I have time I would see more chapters.